Maybe you saw the news blurb out of Georgia about a Great Pyrenees defending its sheep pen against a pack of coyotes. Holy shit! I want this dog’s autograph. To look at him, one might not think he’d have it in him, but he must have turned into an absolute beast for half an hour. Half an hour of fighting off eleven coyotes, and killing eight of them!
Sounds almost too amazing to be true, like we’ll be learning at some point that it’s all a tall tale. Not to be confused with tail, which Casper no longer has.