Wrong Side of the Bed

Well, if one was of the mind to waste ten minutes of their life, they could have tuned into any major network on Tuesday night to watch Mr. Magoo try to explain why he needs $5.7 billion to build a wall on the southern border.

Apparently the migrant hordes are teeming with terrorists and rapists. Only thing is there really aren’t any migrant hordes, and there have been 6 people detained who were on terror watch lists. Little Donnie just wants a wall, wants his way, and he’s having a fairly tough time convincing people. He, amazingly, still has his loyal core of lackeys and enablers, but it seems maybe the facade is beginning to crack.

Meanwhile, 800,000 federal employees go without a paycheck. Don’t blame the Democrats, though. This is all on President Dickweed.

Just for the record, Mike Pence is scary, and Stephen Miller, from all appearances, is a highly damaged human being. And Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, Ann Coulter- please go find another planet to ruin. Do you actually believe the stuff you excrete, or is it just your schtick, how you pay the bills? So glad you’ve all found your niche. But on behalf of a grateful nation, why don’t you all just walk east ’til your hats float.

Don’t know what’s gotten into me this morning. Maybe it’s the coffee. Tasting a bit like I imagine graphite might taste. Mmmm.

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