Delirious

The Dodgers have committed a billion dollars for two players—Ohtani and Yamamoto. The pressure’s on, LA. No excuses now. One might expect that you should win a lot more than you lose.

Is anyone gonna be able to afford coming to a game, though? Like much of everything else, professional sports are going the way of polo and royal parlor games—a real stretch for the average fan.

No biggie—you can get a decent experience watching from the comfort of your living room on a 75” flat screen with a boffo sound system.

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