The remains of Fiona packed an incredible punch in eastern Canada, by the looks of things. Houses built at water’s edge are now in the ocean. Big surprise there, though I imagine people have been thinking it’s somehow a safer bet, being that far north.
And now Ian looks to be gaining strength and on course to hit somewhere along the Gulf coast of Florida. Get ready, Ron. Make sure you get your next load of migrants on some planes before the airports are shut down.
Or maybe you can work something out with Greg—actually work out a plan together this time. Looks like things will be quieter in Texas.
Or you can simply deny that the storm’s even coming, like your former mentor and muse. Better yet, you can blame your geography! Why does this peninsula have to stick out so far? We’re damned sitting ducks here.