Yes, Donald, we will take your word for it. Because you are a sterling judge of character. Dear Vlad can’t possibly be lying about involvement in your election. We can trust you when you reassure us that there is no guile in his heart, there was no funny business, we have nothing to worry about.
Because you are our rock. You are the man- the businessman who’s gonna clean things up in Washington, do things differently, kick ass and take names. Make America great again.
If only it was fear itself we had to fear.