Not for me

Daily writing prompt
You’re writing your autobiography. What’s your opening sentence?

Central Massachusetts wasn’t a bad place to grow up… or Being the oldest of five was a mixed blessing… or It’s been a non-descript life, but at least it was mine… or I was born on a Sunday... or I don’t consider my life to be autobiographically worthy… or It’s been a long, mostly unremarkable ride

I don’t plan on writing an autobiography.