I was reminded, after watching a clip from the woke media personality Chris Hayes, that MAGA is right. There’s nothing to worry about, as far as Donald Trump is concerned.
Why have we left-leaning progressive types lost sleep over him? He’s assured us that all is well, so we need seek no further clarification. We can rest easy because Donald never lies and he gets feelings in his bones. When he says something ill-timed or completely tone deaf, we needn’t worry—he has a plan. Or he’s just being his hilarious shoot-from-the-hip, brutally honest self. I can almost hear the laugh track.
The same goes for when he turns a Japanese reporter’s question into a spectacle regarding the value of surprise attacks, choosing to remind said reporter—and the Prime Minister who was sitting right next to him – that Japan should know the value of a surprise attack better than just about anyone. Because, you know, 1941…
When Trump blurts out the serious medical condition of a Republican Congressman and puts Yes-man par excellence Mike Johnson on the spot, it’s just Trump embracing a penchant for full disclosure. When he goes off on tangents in the middle of a Cabinet meeting or a speech at the U.N., it’s just Trump trying to be laid back and folksy. Or never missing an opportunity to sing his own praises.
It’s truly shocking to learn that Trump apparently didn’t put his ear to the ground or utilize his giftedness at horse whispering to divine the number of counterattacks Iran would mount after he and Bibi opened this can of wor… I mean whoop-ass.
But I get it now! Jeez, it took me long enough.
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