Clown Car Deluxe

“Red, White, and Blueland…”; Trump sitting at the Resolute Desk, looking useless and irrelevant, while Elon holds court beside him, spewing vagaries and other bullshit, wearing that stupid hat, his son on his shoulders, I guess signaling that he’s just a dad like everyone else; Pete Hegseth in over his head, making believe he has something important to say in Brussels, all the while scaring our allies, making idle threats, and causing everyone in the room to think “what a douchebag”; Trump signing a special proclamation on the way to the Super Bowl, announcing the name change for the Gulf of Mexico; Gabbard and Kennedy, Jr. confirmed; pining for the bygone days of a Washington bureaucracy that’s in the process of being dismantled.

Only the best people with the best ideas. We’re winning again. Nothing but winning bigly. Winning all the time. Never have we seen such winning. We’re gonna get tired of winning!

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