Guns will be allowed within a certain prescribed perimeter at the RNC. Just no machine guns or short barrel shot guns, please. Other than that, by all means bring your Glock or your AR-15! Makes sense—so many people have ‘em, might as well pack ‘em.
Because one never knows when things might get dicey at a political convention. You know—a protester might get a bit too animated, maybe say something or hold up a sign that gets under somebody’s thin skin. The threat of weapons drawn or outright bodily harm might nip all that in the bud, right?
(Contented sigh here)… all this Second Amendment solidarity just warms the heart.