I’m sure whoever Trump picks for VP will be an outstanding choice. They will be a dynamic duo, pillars of virtue, examples of moral strength, clear-headed and compassionate patriots, firm yet kind, real American treasures both…
Of course, there are the trifling matters of what’s happening with the other three indictments and fifty-seven counts, along with the Supreme Court’s decision on immunity. But, no big deal.
The important thing is he’s still standing, still fighting. He must really want to be President again. He must have big plans for America.
Golly gee whiz.