Yikes

So, 23 named storms, 11 hurricanes, 5 at Category 3+.

No one knows where these will make landfall. No one actually knows for sure that there will be that many, but multiple models are offering up similar scenarios. It shouldn’t come as a surprise—the ocean water is warm, and conditions would seem to be optimal for development, maybe even before June 1.

Sounds like action the wagering establishments would want a piece of—when, where, category, etc. It could be loads of fun for the entire family as they scurry for plywood and batteries and water, or join the bumper-to-bumper exodus on evacuation routes.

Something to do while nature does its thing and reminds us that of course there is no human-induced climate change, just repeated meteorological aberrations that grow steadily more intense and destructive.

Happening season after season, year after year.

Just, you know, the normal abnormalities.