Top Stories, I Guess

Alex Murdaugh gets top billing on the morning’s news feed. Nothing like a juicy, real-life murder mystery… Ron DeSantis seems to have prevailed in his childish kerfuffle with Disney (yeah, Ron…), and a ransomware attack is unfolding at the U.S Marshalls office.

That’s right, the U.S. Marshalls.

It won’t be nukes that bring us down. It’ll be a fucking computer virus.

And a fascination with stupid people.

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